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Medicate (be Happy or Else)

To prevent heartache do not breathe when ejected from the birth canal.

Better still, get born a lemon. No heart. No lungs. No feels or anything. Lemons don’t scream when they’re getting their insides screwed out by the twisty turny hand of fate.

Such a pity that you won’t even make for a cool, refreshing beverage. Your insides are, at best, an unpalatable mush. Emotions make you weak – you know that, don’t you? You’re unfit to whet the supping lips of beings more deserving of life than you.

Oozing failure as soon as squeeze you. No, it’s better if you weren’t a lemon at all. Be stillborn instead. You’d be good at that.

There was such joy when you came into the world. Look how you’ve let everyone down. Now, tell me again how you’re not going to swallow those pills. You should be ashamed.

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30 thoughts on “Medicate (be Happy or Else)

  1. With regard to being born: I was coming out face first and got stuck. They pulled me out with forceps. My poor mum! Anyway, I think I took a look around and decided I didn’t want to go out there. Still sometimes I feel the same but at least I’m catching busses these days. I’m still wary of trains though, and avoid them if at all possible.

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