If the sky is purple, she is more likely to misbehave.
N.B.
The shade of purple matters not — any purple hue will do.
Addendum
The consumption of alcohol and/or narcotics plus the presence of a purple sky significantly increases the likelihood of bad behaviour.
Comment added at a later date
It is worth noting that bad behaviour is also likely to occur under other shades of sky: this includes, but is not limited to, shades of black, blue and grey.
Comment added upon review
As long as there is a sky above her head, she is partial to misbehave.
Comment added by chief researcher
As long as she is alive and conscious, she is predisposed to naughtiness — this is further exacerbated by her tendency to favour debauchery over dignity.
Comment added by psychiatry expert
Even when she is dead and buried, it is highly likely that she will continue to cause ten types of trouble from beyond the grave.
Editor’s note
After much consideration, it seems that this “fun fact” isn’t really that fun after all. Be sure to delete it for our next edition. Perhaps replace with: the man who invented the Frisbee was cremated and made into Frisbees after he died ??? It’s more feel-good-family-friendly-fun-fact than this depressing drivel.
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When I think about how many “facts” are (in fact) not at all factual I want to scream. Fuck facts! X
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And if you extrapolate those that are factual, then work out the percentage of those that are also fun – well, it’s a small intersection of the Venn diagram you have there.
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Haha. Loved this 🙂
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While this fact isn’t fun, I do believe it to be factual. So it’s half way there.
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