Step One: Quit
I quit today. Or at least I gave my intent to end my current job – my last day will be 31st January 2017. When I hit send on the notifying email I felt a surge of happiness. Sure Mr.Corporation, I need your money coming into my bank account, but I don’t need your shit. I smiled for the first time in weeks – I felt like a new man.
I have neglected myself of late, but handing in my notice was the first step to doing something I want to do with my life – trouble is, I have no idea what is that ‘thing’.
Step Two: Shave
I shaved today. This may sound a small step, but I always find that shaving my head is another indication of change within me; a reminder when I look in the mirror each morning; to stay determined, move forward and not tread water. I may get another tattoo.
In the shower I continued to other parts of my body. When the razor took away the last few hairs from my neglected scrotum, the feeling of the smooth, lickable skin of my ballsack and shaft made me smile – I was feeling a new man, in more ways than one.
Step Three: Do Nothing (for as long as possible)
I am taking February off from work, but I do not know what to do with myself; how best to use that time. I suspect I’ll shave again during this month, but other options are welcome – any suggestions for me and my smooth balls?
You will have the best time of your life … I have been here and still am 🙂
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I can’t wait for Feb 1. Like a kid at Christmas – oh, wait …
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First, just breathe – corporations can be soul sucking – good luck reviving yours
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Good advice. Deep breath, in clean air. Aaaaahhhh.
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happy for you. x
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Bags packed.
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LOL – I think the question was a rhetorical one, so I won’t answer it…there are way too many things that I could think of, though!
XD
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The question may have been a little leading.
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I see that. That’s why I said it was rhetorical.
😛
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Good for you, Andy. Sometimes clearing a blank space is needed so the new things/occupations/options/etc etc have room to move in. x x
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Yes. Agree. 18 months overdue.
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Reblogged this on Pull Me Out of the Air Crash.
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Dip those toes and balls in the water of where to go next. Then tell us about it.
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Oh, I will. I’ve just booked flights to Thailand! Only for a fortnight – real world demand me back unfortunately.
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Work is a four-letter word …
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Indeed. 21 days and counting.
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Shaved balls are a sign of good character, I think I read that somewhere, or maybe it’s a sign of someone with too much time and a razer and shaving creme in their hands. Nonetheless, the best thing to do is relax and do the things you never felt like you had the time to; read? fix something? If you have the resources, take a vacation, if not, there is always my best friend Netflix. Peace, Harlon
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Good character and generous spirit – but not enough to take a friend on vacation. Fk that …
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dip them in honey and call a friend
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I haven’t dipped them in honey for a long time. Mmm … memories …
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or better yet…dip them in red food coloring and call an ambulance. Both should be fun.
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Sounds like you’re about to embark on that next stage in your life there, and things will fall into their rightful places for you, there’s no need to rush yourself into something, just enjoy your downtime, and take it easy for a bit, as I’m sure, you must’ve worked hard during this past year, and, you’d earned your well-deserved time off! So, go and have some fun…
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Travel, of course.
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Thailand, here I come … 🇹🇭
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