I am Gerudo

She’s a proud-nosed warrior with massive thighs that’ll pulverise a man’s pelvis should she choose to make him her voe. Sure, he will never walk again but what the hell… life’s too short to worry about piffling little details like that! He could always hitch himself a sand seal ride should he find the need to venture beyond the bedroom!


13 thoughts on “I am Gerudo

  1. Love shouldn’t only exist in the PHYSICAL sense, the emotional connections are equally, if not MORE important than the physical/sexual aspects, but that is, the MAIN difference between men and women when it comes to love!

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    • It’s a fictional creature in the game The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. It helps the main character to traverse the desert dunes at one point. (And thanks, Sheldon. I appreciate it!) 🙂


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